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This is a modern day version of Eleven. After the events of S1, she got stuck in the upside down for a while. instead of finding her way out at the school, she ended up in Nevada where she was found by and soon after adopted by a famous Youtuber named Rocky Devereaux [personal profile] rockysmash. Eventually, at 15 years old, she started her own LetsPlay channel. SHe's now 20 years old, and has been in contact with her friends from Hawkins for about two years now. S2 has happened for her, S3 hasn't yet.

Is she dating mike? No.

Are she and mike great friends? Yes.

Come at me fam. Elle needs her friends.
onze: (mouthbreather)
Elle has come a long way since being the terrified little girl that escaped a lab all those years ago. So much so that she'd been able to join the high school for her last couple years of education. She'd been fairly far behind, unfortunately, and Elle had to be home-schooled to catch up. It took a fair amount of begging and pleading to get Jim Hopper to let her even set foot in the high school.

Even with the friends she had there like Johnny and Tommy and all them. But she finally did. And she survived a full year at the high school with her friends with no incident.

Now, a couple days after the last school day of the year, she was waiting at the beach for Johnny.

For a date. Oh, they'd liked each other for years. But Elle was so new to how people worked, that they decided to try to be friends first, find their footing that way.

But it was Elle who finally asked Johnny out. Nothing exciting. Just out for ice cream and walking the board walk. It wasn't the right time of year for swimming, too many people on the sand for Elle's liking, but a stroll on the boardwalk, looking at the stupid stuff sold in the stores?

That, Elle could do. So she waited on a bench outside a shop that sold ridiculous t-shirts, trying to not feel impatient.

This was fine. She could do this.
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Hey! I was wondering if you'd be interested in being my date to a wedding in Hawkins?

[ Yes, she did in fact say Date. ]

Chief Hopper and Joyce Wheeler are finally getting married and, at Joyce's request, she's asked me to invite you.

She actually doesn't know you as the Youtuber. She just knows you as someone I really care for, so she wants to meet you.

It's a month from now. Just before Christmas.
onze: (beer)
"Gia, next time we do this? We're getting a stop-over."

Elle says this from her spot on the floor at baggage claim, trying to sit somewhere out of the way so she can stretch her leg with minimal fuss. As much as she loved straight shot flights? And as much as she deeply enjoyed flying first class with her sister and watching movies when they weren't sleeping or giggling about whatever, her knee was protesting not having room to get up and move.

Or many opportunities to, due to turbulence.

Stretching and trying to reach her toes, she groans some and sighs as her phone buzzes.

"That's probably Mrs Murphy letting us know how soon she and Clancy are arriving," Elle states, grinning just a bit and looking up at Gia. She and her sister were here for a car interview with Shea, the whole plan being he drives them around town, asking questions and finding a place to eat. When Mrs Murphy (who's known Shea since he was just starting to walk) found out about it, and knowing that her son and Elle have already been talking to each other for years already but haven't actually met face to face, she invited the girls to stay. The whole plan being they stay at the Murphy farm for a week before the interview, and a week after.

And Clancy, as far as anyone knew, had no actual clue about it.

So now, here the girls were in Ireland, on an adventure. Another buzz from her phone, the theme song for their dads channel playing and Elle reaches for her phone to pick it up and tell her dad they've arrived.

All while looking around for signs of Aoife and her son.

"See them yet? Also? Help me up. I can't do this myself, G," Elle says, still on the phone with her dad. "No, dad. I'm fine. Just...next time? A stop over somewhere so I can stretch."
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First Episode of Teach OnzeDee: Beignets. We're going to New Orleans.

Should I tell them my aunt already taught me how to make beignets ooooor????
onze: (feynamn smirk)
[ Ireland was eight hours ahead of Nevada, meaning at 7:00 AM for Elle, it was 3 PM for Clancy. But she liked hearing her best friends voice first thing in the morning, so after a shower and Elle got dressed for the day, she set her iPad up on the table on the deck of her treehouse and sent him a Facetime notification.

She had her breakfast with her, nothing too exciting, but this was common when she called at this time of the morning for herself. And she'd managed to put her hair up in two short french braids, the occasional curl swirling around her face as she tried to keep it tucked away. Her curly hair was not her friend. Not now, not ever, and she didn't want to look a mess this early while she waited for her friend to answer her call.

She just hoped Clancy wasn't busy.

Knowing her luck, she was calling while he was filming and hoped it didn't throw him off too badly.
]
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[ The music to this video is light, cheerful. And it shows Elle just casually walking through the house she lives in with her dad as she films herself, smile on her face as if she's enjoying a great day. And then she stops and looks at something off-screen, confused. The video flips to show one Bonnie Devereaux, four year old Golden Lab, with a bag of Twizzlers in her mouth.

The music stops with a record scratch and flips back to Elle.
]

Where...where'd you get those?

[ A flip to Bonnie, still holding the twizzlers in her mouth. There's a very brief pause, a voice says 'run' and when the music for that starts up, it's a distance shot of Elle chasing Bonnie through the back yard of the property, her tree-house in the background. ]


[ The next video is of Elle in said treehouse, her dad off to the back, talking with her grandfather and going over blueprints. Elle's getting her treehouse added to, and while Elle does in fact want to talk about it, there's the fluttering of feathers and Elle's parrot, Benny lands on her shoulder, making his way carefully down her arm to peer into the camera. Elle can barely be seen, trying to peek around her bird. Before she can even say anything, the parrot speaks. Sort of. Anyone who's watched Benny videos knows the parrot has a love of two things.

1: Imitating sounds from Five Nights at Freddy's and

2: Swearing profusely.

Guess which one he goes for?

There's a loud Fasbear-like scream, a yell of fright from her dad Elle's grandfather can be seen just barely smiling as Elle's dad shoots the bird a dirty look.
]

Ah, fuck.

Benny!

[ That's when the video ends, the parrot flying off singing what sounds a lot like the 'da-da-da-da-da-dada-dada-daya-da-dada-dada-da-dada' part from You'll be Back from Hamilton and Elle ends the video there. ]


[ This is the final video of the day, and it's just Rocky trying to teach Elle to use a hoverboard. There's hilarity. She's not the best at balancing, but eventually she gets it. And there's a cut to Elle standing on the board and Bonnie watching it with some concern. And any time Elle moves, Bonnie jumps and crouches like she's not sure it's play-time or not. Eventually, Bonnie runs at Elle and at the last second, turns and runs away. Elle does nothing because she knows what this is.

It's the Zoomies, which Rocky is now recording on Elle's phone. Bonnie runs out of the living room at high speeds, both Elle and Rocky laughing at the dogs bullshit, and then Bonnie runs out of the room. She can be heard running down the hall and then back. At one point. Benny joins in, flying low above the dog and letting out every obscenity it knows, along with a few 'CRAZY MUTT CRAZY MUTT SLOW DOWN SLOW CRAZY MUTT!'

Another cut and Elle is rubbing Bonnie's stomach, the dog clearly worn out, Benny perched nearby as he whistles like R2-D2 nearby, occasionally growling out a 'good Bonnie, who's a pretty puppy?' And that's where the video ends.
]
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[ ooc: QUICKEST OF RUNDOWNS ABOUT THIS UNIVERSE! It starts some time after Season 1 ends. Elle gets stuck in the Upside Down long enough to walk from Hawkins to Nevada and manages to escape. She falls out behind a Burger King and is taken in by one Rocky Deveraux, youtuber personality and avid gamer, known for playing survival horror games.

Also? He's a werewolf. It took some doing, and some brushes with the Bad Men, but Elle was legally adopted by Rocky. Her name was changed to Onze and after some time finding her footing in a safe and loving and healthy environment, she started her own youtube channel at fifteen.

The basis of it, other than day-to-day life with Rocky and her own Let's Plays, was a series called Scare OnzeDee where she had to 'survive' a replication of popular horror video games. This series was immensely popular, even going to have a guest star or two in the episode (We're not naming names, but a famous character he once played wears a lot of red and his name is Skull-Pooh-L in Emoji.)

This series had five seasons, ten episodes each, and ended just when Elle went to college for game design. During her four years as a college student, her channel shifted to more Vlog style videos and the occasional goofy collaboration with other youtubers during her breaks.

Now 22 years old, she's started another series called Teach OnzeDee where she goes to learn something, has a week to perfect it and then has to show what she's done with it so far. Her final attempt will be judged a pass or a fail.

All this while coding and creating flash games for Steam with friends.


Below, here's what you can do: throw up a starter of some kind. Or poke me for one. I don't mind setting something up. But if you have your own ideas? Hit me with your best shot!
]
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If you've ever felt a mighty need to interact with Anged Up Jane 'Eleven' Hopper-Byers-Wheeler-Whoeverthefuck. This is your chance.

Post a starter. Post an image. Post a lyric. Whatever. Let's just get shit going, okay?
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[ You know Onze is bored AF in her tree house if she's texting her dad stupid jokes while he's recording. She knows he's recording. She knows full well, but she misses her dad just this much and she's a college kid now. She has to get in all the bullshit that she can during summers home. ]

What is the national sport of Minecraft?

Boxing.


[ Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what one Onze Devereaux does when she has no computer programming homework. Nothing in any of her labs that pertain to character design and Mike is off with his crew doing God knows What. ]

If there will ever be a Minecraft movie, then it would be a blockbuster.

What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor?

Your soul is Mayan.

Did you hear about the murder of the snow golem?

It became a cold case.

What is sonic the hedgehog’s favorite season?

Spring.


Sorry. I know you're busy. Can we go to The Nerd Hut later and get some of that Insanely Spicy ramen? I think I can win the 200 dollar gamestop gift card PLUS it'd make for an amazing father-daughter video.
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The Party had disbanded for the evening. Honestly, it wasn't that easy. With the recent disappearance of Will and the weird things going on around Hawkins, Elle had called it an evening. She had to reassure her friends that no, she wasn't going to go to Murkwood by herself to look for Will, but she was lying. And she was sure they knew. Still, when Elle puts her foot down, people tend to listen. Or maybe it was she grew up with Will and he was her family.

Whatever the case, during a particularly ugly rain storm, Elle was out with a flashlight, standing on the edge of Murkwood and trying to get herself to go in. Rain poured down around her and the bright yellow rain coat she wore didn't do shit to keep the rain out, so she was soaked to the bone. But she wanted her friend back. She didn't believe he was dead. Will was alive, and she was going to find him.

So she stepped into the woods and started looking, taking the shortcut he'd take to get home and searching for clues. The first thing she finds is a piece of torn fabric and for a moment, Elle thinks this is from his shirt. But he'd been wearing a read sweater that evening, not something white and made of cheap, thin fabric.

The next thing she finds isn't so much something she sees first, but she sure does hear it first. Over the thunder and the downpour, she hears the sound of a twig breaking and something moving. For a moment, she doubts the intelligence of even doing this so she turns in a circle, trying to pinpoint the source of the sound. When she spots where it came from, she's almost startled, eyes wide with alarm at what she sees.

"Holy shit..."
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The youngest Byers-Hopper kids had a tradition. At least once a month, they'd do stuff together. Random shit that was just for them. This started before Hopper and Joyce married, back when they were two quiet and shy kids who didn't do much talking to people outside the Party, and even in their teen years, the tradition held. This time, they were doing something that may or may not get them in trouble if they're caught.

They decided that they were going to skip and entire day of school to get Christmas shopping over with. Jane had her after-school job at the book store that she'd been saving her money from, so they should be able to get a couple things for people, and try to get ideas for the others on their lists.

But playing hooky proved to be hard when Hopper insisted on giving the kids a ride to school. For a moment, Elle worried that her dad suspected things, but such was not the case. He just wanted to give them a ride.

So then, it was just a matter of sneaking out of the school. Thankfully, Elle and Will had homeroom together, so it was just a matter of coordinating something for the following period. They'd both leave their respective classes at the same time to go to the bathroom (which was a lie) and then out the doors of the school they'd go. And that wasn't that hard. It was just a matter of making sure people weren't looking and if Elle had to use her abilities to make a couple distracting messes, done without the pain and nosebleeds of her childhood, well. Elle was going to use her abilities to make a couple small, distracting messes.

Soon enough, they were stepping off public transit outside the local mall, feeling exhilarated that they'd pulled this off and kind of afraid that at any moment, someone was going to catch them.

Elle looks up at Will, a grin on her face.

"Holy fucking shit. That was nuts." And so much fun.

"Where to first?"
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They'd vanished from New Dodge the same way they arrived; with an unpredictable suddenness that left Mike and Elle surprised. Shaken. Angry because they had a life there, but relieved to be home with the rest of the Party and everyone from Hawkins. They'd finished the rest of the camping trip with their families and returned to their respective homes, everyone suspicious about what changed for Mike and Elle, but not really asking.

And then, things went horrifyingly bad.

The Bad Men recaptured Elle while she was shopping for school clothes. Whisked her away to somewhere in Pennsylvania for more tests. More pain. More of everything she knew from the years before Mike and The Party. This lasted for three months before Elle broke out and made her way to Hawkins. But she didn't run into Mike first like she wanted. She ran into Hopper in the middle of a cold, cold winter. He took her to a cabin and kept her safe. And kept promising she'd see Mike. See the others. Days upon days, filled with Promises. Halloween came and she asked to go and still more unfulfilled promises until Elle raged. Lost control. Broke windows because he took away the radio she knew Mike was trying to talk to her on, just because she went out without his permission.

And it was this anger that prompted Hopper to leave the cabin, upset by her actions and her words ("YOU are like PAPA!") Hurtful words that hurt the person she cared for and it was while she was cleaning the cabin that she'd discovered a box from the lab. The box contained evidence of more lies ("Elle, your mother is gone.") and Elle left the cabin again, finding her mother and her aunt. Learning who she was and that there was another like her.

A sister.

So she left her mother and her aunt because her aunt was trying to contact Hopper and she made her way to where her remote viewing abilities told her and Kali wasn't what she expected. Kali was angry, too angry, and her methods made Elle realize she wasn't home at all. So she went back to Hawkins and just in time, too, because Will was infected by a creature from the Upside Down and Elle needed to close the gate, break the connection this thing had with the Upside Down. This is what Hopper tells her. He tells her there are demodogs attacking the others and they're all mentally connected to this Shadow creature and that shutting the gate will save them all.

So it's a return to the labs, walls already thick with blood from security and scientists, the smell of the Upside Down in the air. They run into a man Elle recognizes and Hopper speaks to him, makes demands that the man will follow through with.

And then Elle shuts the gate. It's the sheer power behind it necessary that she can feel draining the life from her. Those familiar pin pricks behind her eyes and in her head and nose that scream this is hurting her. It's back to the Byers house they go, the house beset by a couple demodogs that Elle takes care of, thus weakening herself further But the threat is over, everything is fine and when they step inside the house, it's seeing Mike that does it.

Mike. The face she hadn't seen in over a year, but a voice she heard almost every night since Hopper found her. The sheer intensity of the emotions she felt from this is enough to drain the last of her energy, the last of the sheer force of will she was using to keep herself moving. It was what she'd wanted for over a year and now that she had it, she couldn't hold herself up anymore. Something told her to rest and as she fell, she was only vaguely aware of Mike shouting at Hopper and the sound of something hard hitting skin and then nothing.
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Who: THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN
What: Multi-thread post catch all for the Cordyceps Event!
Where: Everywhere in town!
When: August 17th to End of Plot!
Warnings: Violence. Possible Body Horror. Swearing. It's a Zombie plot. What do you expect, here?


SO HERE'S HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK! BELOW THERE WILL BE THREE STARTER THREADS! A THREAD FOR PEOPLE BEING BITTEN, A THREAD FOR THE INFECTED TO BE HEALED, A THREAD FOR THE INFECTED TO CAUSE HELL AND A THREAD FOR PEOPLE WORKING ON A CURE! YOU WILL HAVE MANY OPTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM! JUST A FEW THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND!

FOR STARTERS, THE TIMELINE OF INFECTION.

Rash in the original site of infection (one to five hours after infection)
Aggressive behavior, dark circles under eyes, pale skin, intensely bloodshot eyes (within five to eight hours of infection)
Uncontrolled vocalization, loss of speech (reduced to screams and angry gibberish), involuntary muscle spasms (eight to twelve hours)
Enhanced strength, bruising and dark patches where cordyceps will start to show (twelve to eighteen hours)
Hive-mind (knowing the difference between infected and not) (eighteen to twenty four hours)

With this hive-mind, not only will the infected know who is and who isn't one of them, but they will want to protect their own, screw any loyalties they had before. This also means that, should one of their own be in trouble, the others will come running.


Eventually, after thirty six hours, Infected will go blind and have to rely on echolocation and sound to get around, the echolocation a series of clicks, hisses and growls. This also means their sense of hearing will be heightened, so it's probably best to stay quiet.


THIS MEANS IF IT'S BEEN 36+ HOURS PAST BEING INFECTED, YOUR CHARACTER IS A BLIND HOT MESS!

PLEASE ALSO NOTE THAT THE END ALL CURE WILL INVOLVE THE LIVE CAPTURE OF TWO OF THE TOWNS INFECTED, ONE MIKE WHEELER AND ONE ELLE BYERS-FEYNMAN. THIS MEANS, FOR ANY INFECTED, YOU WILL KNOW ANOTHER INFECTED IS IN TROUBLE AND YOU WILL COME RUNNING. THIS IS A CURE FOR EVERYONE INFECTED, WHETHER RECENTLY INFECTED OR OTHERWISE.

AND IF YOU THROW YOUR CHARACTER INTO THE "PLEASE HEAL MY ASS" THREAD AND DO NOT GET A REPLY, USE NPCS! HANDWAVE IT SOMEHOW. EVERYONE IS GETTING CURED.

THAT BEING SAID: LINKS TO MAIN THREADS BELOW!
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With the water from the storms subsiding, soaking into the ground and wherever it goes, the town of New Dodge is probably very glad that's over with. The sky is clear, the temperature is back to normal. Weird mushroom things are growing from the ground.


Which is actually entirely not good, because these mushrooms have a particularly nasty way of surviving. They can't stay in mushroom form for too long, the fungi bursting into spores upon their death. But it isn't really dying. It's how they survive and continue on. Upon entering a persons system whether it be through breathing the spores in, getting into the eyes, or spores entering any manner of injury, they'll travel right to a persons brain and do a hostile takeover of a person. This person, now under the control of Cordyceps, will do anything to survive, whether it be pass on the infection through bites, or kill anyone that gets in their way.

Is there a cure? Absolutely. These things really, really do badly in intense cold. They like the sun. They like warm, damp places. So if anyone can round them up and put them somewhere cold for long enough, the infected might actually be saved.

But until then, expect chaos and violence and for people to go from normal in appearance, to something out of a nightmare. It'll be just a short day or so before the spores will start to grow on a persons skin. And please hurry, because the longer the person stays infected, the less likely they will be to survive.


SYMPTOMS OF INFECTION IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

Rash in the original site of infection (one to five hours after infection)
Aggressive behavior, dark circles under eyes, pale skin, intensely bloodshot eyes (within five to eight hours of infection)
Uncontrolled vocalization, loss of speech (reduced to screams and angry gibberish), involuntary muscle spasms (eight to twelve hours)
Enhanced strength, bruising and dark patches where cordyceps will start to show (twelve to eighteen hours)
Hive-mind (knowing the difference between infected and not) (eighteen to twenty four hours)

With this hive-mind, not only will the infected know who is and who isn't one of them, but they will want to protect their own, screw any loyalties they had before. This also means that, should one of their own be in trouble, the others will come running.


Eventually, after thirty six hours, Infected will go blind and have to rely on echolocation and sound to get around, the echolocation a series of clicks, hisses and growls. This also means their sense of hearing will be heightened, so it's probably best to stay quiet.

As stated above, end-plot will involve prolonged exposure to intense cold, followed by five days of actual recovery from the ordeal.

Questions? Comments? Plot below! And as always, pregnant ladies are exempt (but this time by chance and not as a plot mechanic).
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Eleven had been back in thegrasp of the Institute for five years. Tearing apart the demogorgon and sending herself and it back into the Upside Down was, she thought, a foolproof way to get away from Papa's men and the rest of the scientists. But somehow, she ended up back in their 'care'. Somehow, she got out of or was taken out of the Upside Down and brought back into captivity.

And that was five years ago.

She was healed up from that and her powers had grown, but she was afraid to try to leave again. They knew her tricks all too well by this point, keeping her under near constant supervision. They tried implanting rice-sized trackers in her, but she used her powers to rip each one out, leaving the right side of her neck a pattern of scars taking up roughly two inches of space.

So it was almost constant supervision, even when she tried to sleep. Until the day a badly wounded boy from Seattle was brought in. Things started changing significantly then. Drab, plain white rooms were slowly decorated and filled with things she assumed teenagers liked. Computers (with limited internet access believe her she tried to email people only to get ACCESS DENIED in bright red on the screen). A television hooked up to a DVD player. Stacks of movies (none of which Ellie touched) and video game systems she's never seen before. Nor had she any interest in. Those sat for months before anyone used them, and it wasn't her.

It was the boy. Young man? She had no idea. It was months before she was even introduced to Andrew in what the Institute called the 'common room'. A room between hers and wherever his was that had been filled with the aforementioned Stuff, along with a couple refrigerators filled with sodas and Eggos and vending machines that didn't require money to get anything out of. Just push the buttons and there it was.

When she was brought into the room to meet the person they said they were helping, Ellie wasn't sure what they wanted from her, so there were looks of curiosity and even concern and some badly-hidden alarm when Andrew was treated as a guest. But she didn't say anything, even when he tried to get her to talk.

She just sat with a book in the corner, reading Tales of the Peculiar and trying to memorize his face and the face of the people he spoke to. At night, she'd 'listen' in, focusing on Andrew or whoever he spoke to that day, trying to get some manner of information.

Bits and pieces of conversation told her Andrew was just as screwed as she was, so after a few months of her not saying anything and instead being introduced as "Eleanor" by one of their guards (because she wasn't going to do it), she finally spoke.

It was said slowly and uncertainly, the behaviors of someone not used to speaking to people much, and the look on her face was apologetic. She knows it's wrong of her to not say anything until now, but she was curious and worried and desperate for answers. He was busy looking through the DVDs, trying to find something to watch maybe, or checking out the new movies that were brought in, so she felt like she was interrupting something important. But, if she was going to get the two of them out of there and she was sure that was what she was meant to do, she had to change things.

And this started with a question:

"Why did they bring you here?" Wherever here was. She was sure they'd moved after shit went south in Hawkins.
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[ There's no intro this time. No explanation of what's going on from Ellie. The first thing on screen is video of her bird, Benny, a four year old African Grey who is busy walking in circles and peering super close into the camera, with some manner of cheerful song to accompany the moment. Ellie lets him wander around for a moment or two before saying anything. ]


Benny, say 'hi!'

[ A record scratch and Benny responds, but not the way Ellie hopes. ]

FUCK!


[ And with that, the words LIFE WITH BENNY fades into view and the music changes.

The next scene is Ellie sitting in front of the camera, Benny on her shoulder. Sh's eating french fries and Benny is watching each fry very carefully. Ellie doesn't say anything, but Benny certainly has a thing or two on his mind.
]

Kisses for treats!

[ Ellie eats another fry and Benny snorts and whistles in annoyance. He speaks again, louder this time. ]

KISSES FOR TREATS!

How many kisses?

Four.

Okay.

[And there are three quick kisses from Benny on Ellie's cheek before he's reaching for a fry. Which Ellie holds away from him and frowns. ]

One more.

[ And another kiss before Benny gets a fry.

In the next clip, Benny is on a perch and in the background, Rocky is making something to eat. Without any prompting, Benny starts whistling the Toreador March. This repeats a few times with Rocky sending a glare or two at the bird and Ellie snickering off-screen and then, after a lengthy silence of Benny pacing his perch and scratching at spots on his head, he lets out the most unholy of Five Night's at Freddy's Animatronic Screams and Rocky jumps, screaming in his own way. Ellie is off-screen, dying from laughter.


There's another clip of Ellie and Benny in the treehouse, this time Ellie seated on her bed and Benny pacing nearby. There's a box of tissues and bandages and Ellie's showing off what her bird can do. First, she puts her face in her hands and starts fake crying. Immediately Benny grabs a tissue out of the box and walks it over to her.
]

Aww. No crying, Cublet. It'll be okay.

[ And Ellie takes the tissue, pretends to wipes her eyes and thanks Benny. For their next trick, Ellie goes to pick something up and then fakes a wince and a hiss of pain. She shakes her hand and looks at her finger, frowning. ]

Benny, I cut myself.

[ He picks up a tissue, drops it. Picks it up again, drops it with a muttered 'no, no, no' and then he grabs a bandage and heads over with it. ]

Careful, cub.

Thank you, Benny.

[ This time, they're at Still Waters and Ellie is enjoying a Blueberry and Sunflower muffin and an orange juice. Benny has a water that he keeps sticking his face into to drink out of. In something that's well-rehearsed, one of his tricks, Benny looks down the road past Ellie. ]

What's that?!

[ Ellie turns to look and gives her bird enough time to steal her muffin, the bird gripping it by the paper and pulling it away. When Ellie looks back, she glares at the bird. ]

What the fuck, Benny!

Ha-ha! This is mine now!

[ And a switch to Benny and Bonny in the kitchen. Bird and dog are having a kind of face off, Bonny and Benny staring at each other. Benny finally speaks and wouldn't you know, he sounds a lot like Rocky! ]

Don't Five Night's at Freddy's me, you piece of shit!

[ Bonnie barks twice and Benny runs away, still sounding like Rocky as he screams his way down the hall and up Ellie's pant-leg.

In the last clip, Benny's riding Bonnie around the house and everything's going well until Bonnie sits down to scratch furiously behind her ear. This is enough to upset Benny's balance and he flaps to the floor, annoyed.
]

AND THEN THERE'S THIS ASSHOLE!

Money in the swear jar, Benny!

BIG BUBBLE BLOWING BABY!

[ In the End Credits, there's a disclaimer that no one was hurt, but Dad's heart may have raced for about an hour or two after. ]
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[ Well, then. Here's one happy, bouncy Ellie Devereauz, otherwise known as OnzeDee popping up on youtube today! Not that she hasn't been. She's been posting regularly and playing regularly, happy to be back in the swing of things after that shitshow that was the movie in the park.

So, with a dark grey beanie pulled on her head with a stylized SCARE ONZEDEE pattern all over it, Ellie greets her fans with her usual line.
]

Hey and hello there! This is OnzeDee with something special for you all. Now, most of you follow my dads channel and I'm sure you've all seen his amazing animated videos, brought to you by some fantastic and talented fans. I finally have one of my own and I cannot wait to show you all. Shout-out to the creator. I love it and I'm pretty sure at least half of the ten-thousand views are mine. Without further delay, enjoy!

[ And the video switches to the aforementioned video. The first clip comes from her playthrough of Alien Isolation, Ellie drawn into the place of the main character as she maneuvers her way through the game. Animated Ellie pokes her head into a room and, very quietly, says.. ]

Anyone in here? Anything? If you are, please do not murder me. I just want to find my mom. Okay?

[ A pause and then AnimatedEllie makes her way into the room, switching on a computer she'd been tasked with finding. Something nearby hisses and the cutscene takes over. It's the first showing of the alien and AnimatedEllie looks horrified. ]

Oh, god. OH, GOD! Please don't turn and find me OH GOD GET YOUR TAIL AWAY FROM ME! GO AWAY!

[ And the alien vanishes, leaving AnimatedEllie looking terrified. ]

...holy shit.

[ Static and then it's AnimatedEllie hiding out in a locker, still looking horrified. There are In Game voices floating around outside, demanding to know where she went. ]

I'm not anywhere. Certainly not in a locker. Who does that? Pppsh. That's silly.

[ Another static cut and AnimatedEllie throws a noisemaker to distract the NPC humans before ducking into a medicine cabinet. For a brief moment, she looks relieved that the NPCs are seeking out what's making that sound. But then, there are screams from the Xenomorph and gunfire and screams from the humans and as all of this is going on, AnimatedEllie is looking more and more horrified. The silence that follows is only broken by Ellie, quite softly, going: ]

I'm sorry.

[ And then a cut to the next game where now AnimatedEllie has taken over the roll of Delsin Rowe. It's during the battle with Eugene in his He Who Dwells form and Ellie, by this point, has been playing this particular instance for an hour.

She's angry and she's venting all of her frustrations while she plays.
]

You, sir. You and your god damn laser sword. Fuck you and everything you're doing. You're cheating with that shit.

[ A pause and the animated scene goes from some platformer situation with floating rocks and angels in battle armor and lava to a different setting with covered arcade games. ]

I WAS GETTING SOMEWHERE! STOP KICKING ME OUT!

[ And now it's post fight where Ellie is watching Delsin talk to Eugene. AnimatedEllie is still drawn to look like Delsin Rowe and as Eugene talks, she talks over it. ]

He's just a little bit cute, for a CGi guy.

[ And then a cut to AnimatedEllie facing off with one Brooke Augustine in the game and she's yelling. ]

YOU ARE MAKING ME RETHINK ALL OF MY GOOD KARMA CHOICES, LADY. HOW DARE YOU THROW REGGIE INTO THE PUGIT SOUND. I WILL MESS you just killed me and I hate you.

[ A cut to another game. This time? It's Dishonored. AnimatedEllie (as corvo) is sneaking around on rooftops, listening to the conversations people are having. ]

Are we meeting for whiskey and cigars later?

Indeed, I believe so.

I'm going to use 'Indeed, I believe so' for everything from now on. When dad asks me if I did a chore or if I'm hungry, that's all I'll say.

[ And here, the animator has drawn the future exchanges between Bane and Onze as she speaks them. ]

Ellie, are you hungry?

Indeed, I believe so!

Ellie, did you get your laundry out of the drier?

Indeed, I believe so!

I'm even gonna use it when it's not appropriate, like if dad asks what the weather's gonna be like today.

[ And an animated Bane looking so lost before it switches to AnimatedEllie shooting a guard with a tranq dart. ]

It's going to be funny.

[ Another switch to the game, Ellie sneaking into a room and talking as she does so. ]

Sneaking sneaking sneaking. Sneaking through your headquarters, nothing to see. Don't turn around, I'm going for low chaos, here.

[ AnimatedEllie sneaks up behind the guard but before she can knock him out, he turns around and spots Ellie. CorvoEllie runs away. ]

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

[ Rounding a corner and there are more of them. ]

NO! SHIT! FUCKING GO AWAY! [She tries to use her powers to get away but is tapped out. ]

OUT OF ELIXERS?! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!? [ And CorvoEllie dies. ]

...son of a bitch.
[ And another animation for her second play through, this time she's not even trying to be sneaky. ]

And you get a murder! And you get a murder! Murder for everyone! High Chaos everywhere!

[ And there are some clever uses of powers here to freeze time and conjure up swarms of rats to take care of NPCs. ]

It's worrying how much fun this is.

[ And a final animation, this time Ellie listening to the High Chaos ending and looking concerned as she watches the video that accompanies it. ]

Who knew all that murder would be bad for a city? I sure didn't.
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[ When the video picks up, it's in black and white. Why Ellie chose that, she doesn't know. It may have to do with the remodel she's doing in her tree house because there's a lot of paint tarp down and almost none of her furniture. She even has some paint smudged on her nose and her hair is hidden under a Pinks Stacherton: Ace Reporter beanie. There are two other people in the background. One of them being Mad Max from Mad Max Creates and the other known only as Leona Carlisle, pro skateboarder. Yeah. Ellie knows them. They're painting. Ellie has a paintbrush in her hand but she's not being very helpful. And she looks...well, not entirely cheerful. It's been a rough couple weeks. What do you want? ]

Hey! So! Now that I'm somewhat done being MIA, it's story time! I have a story for you and no, it has nothing to do with what happened a few weeks back at the park. This is different.

[ With the way the camera moves, Ellie is holding it as she talks, glancing over at her shoulder as Leona shouts "Oh, my God, Onze. It's not that bad!" an Max just looks amused, shoulders hunching as he tries to not laugh. Leona punches him in the shoulder which just makes him laugh more. Ellie just rolls her eyes and addresses them both. ]

You be quiet.

[ And she's looking at the camera again, looking somewhat annoyed. ]

A couple nights ago, I was babysitting for my neighbor. Lovely couple, fantastic kids. They're both four and both want to be hair stylists. Sometimes, I come home with Crayola Marker Highlights. It's a thing. It happens. It's fine.

The other day, just before I put them to bed, we're sitting down and we're watching the first Harry Potter and one of the kids goes 'Let me cut your hair.'

So I go [ Cut to Ellie shrug with the voice-over going 'Sure! Why not? They have play scissors that don't cut anything. It's fine.' and a cut back to a non-smiling El. ]

It's not fine. It wasn't a good idea because about five minutes later after they brushed my hair I hear the worst sound in the world and feel something fall on my arm. Feather light. Soft. It's accompanied by both kids, standing near me looking horrified [ And a cut to Ellie doing her best impression of horrified child as her voice speaks over it saying "two small voices behind me going 'uh oh.'" And back to Ellie, with Max and Leona in the background, still half arguing about Max's laughing. ]

"Uh oh." They said "uh oh." And then "oops". And then "what do we do?"

So I turn and look at the feathery...whatever touching my arm and I see it.

My hair. My. God damn. Hair. The kids cut my hair. I froze. I didn't know what to do. I just turned and looked at the kids and they stared at me and it was just his weird stare off before one of them went 'are you gonna tell our mother?'

Of course I'm not gonna tell. It was obviously an accident but... I haven't had my hair this short in years and I've never wanted it this short but...

[ And she reaches up for the beanie, setting the paint brush down and sighing and closing her eyes, fingers curled into the fabric before she slowly pulls the hat off her head. HEr hair isn't that bad, actually, but there are people who knew her when she had a buzz cut and there are people that know why she wouldn't want it this short. This is where Leona bounces over and takes the camera away from Ellie, nudging her out of frame with her hip and a quick 'go paint your wall'. ]


She's bummed. She has every reason to be, but since she's making her return to both Youtube and Scare OnzeDee real soon, she wanted everyone to have some kinda warning before she just shows up with short hair, that way people don't worry. You know how bullshit rumors start on the internet.

[ Leo grins at the camera, waves and directs everyone to say goodbye, which they do with paintbrushes in hand and grins on their faces. Even Ellie is smiling a bit. ]
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